Many people say that I am the last Payne to get married. Well folks, that is not true. Anyone who knows our family well knows my oldest sister, Jennifer, is unmarried. My dad always jokes that the youngest (Me) cannot get married until the oldest (Jenny) is married. This weekend, I think Jenny took that joke a little too far.

While I was showering, she walked slowly from the kitchen to the living room, where Mr. Pendleton was innocently working on his laptop. I came out for a second and I saw him helping her sit down on the couch right next to him. When I came back later, this is what I saw:

My sister had grabbed Zach’s hand and yanked it onto her lap. Do you see that tight death grip she has on him? Hands off, Jenny. The boy is mine.